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Gabrielle Moss

Gabrielle Moss

It’s The Death of Millennial Corniness

Burn your monstera plants in a cleansing bonfire.

Apr 11, 2022

It’s The Death of Millennial Corniness

Apr 11, 2022

Gabrielle Moss

Why do Boomers hate Millennials? Because they’re jealous of us, duh.

Why are Baby Boomers always going on about our participation trophies? Because they’re sad that they didn’t get them.

Jan 4, 2022

Why do Boomers hate Millennials? Because they’re jealous of us, duh.

Jan 4, 2022

Gabrielle Moss

The Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.

Women are just supposed to just jerk off to our own smug sense of satisfaction, day in and day out, until we’re just piles of Boniva dust.

Jun 29, 2021

The Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.

Jun 29, 2021

Gabrielle Moss

My Date With ‘The Conjuring’’s Lorraine Warren

Everyone wants a prestige haunting; no one wants their house haunted by the toilet repair man.

Jun 3, 2021

My Date With ‘The Conjuring’’s Lorraine Warren

Jun 3, 2021

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Human Parts

I Was A Failed Trophy Wife-In-Training

My mother seemed to think you could catch being upper class, like it was a cold

Mar 1, 2021

I Was A Failed Trophy Wife-In-Training

Mar 1, 2021

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Human Parts

That Time My Mom Sprayed Mace in a Bakery

Or, why I grew up thinking all adults are miserable

Feb 15, 2021

A person walking toward the right side of the pic against a colorful, motion-blurred background.

Feb 15, 2021

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Human Parts

So You’ve Realized You’re as Old as the Mom From ‘Home Alone,’ and Other Millennial Milestones

How to celebrate your impending irrelevance

Feb 8, 2021

Birthday cake with candles for a woman.

Feb 8, 2021

Gabrielle Moss

On TikTok For Grown-Ups, Retro Trading Cards & Why Everyone’s Skin Is So Dry

Hello and welcome to another round-up of stories you may have missed from Atta Girl, a publication for women over 30—women who have…

Feb 4, 2021

On TikTok For Grown-Ups, Retro Trading Cards & Why Everyone’s Skin Is So Dry

Feb 4, 2021

Gabrielle Moss

The Only Way To Save Your 2021 Is By Watching “Celebrity Ghost Stories”

Watching Lili Taylor earnestly talk about being harassed by a ghoul is the only way to turn this year around.

Feb 1, 2021

The Only Way To Save Your 2021 Is By Watching “Celebrity Ghost Stories”

Feb 1, 2021

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Human Parts

Here’s What It Was Really Like to Work at a Women’s Website

I felt nothing. So I headed to my desk for another busy day of browsing online sales and waiting to die.

Jan 22, 2021

A folded “Female equals future” shirt, jeans with a phone in the back pocket, white canvas shoes, nail polish, and an iPad.

Jan 22, 2021

Gabrielle Moss

Gabrielle Moss

“I was feeling very depressed, which is how most stories start.” —Amy Heckerling * buy my damn books: https://tinyurl.com/yxd852a2

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