Gabrielle MossIt’s The Death of Millennial CorninessBurn your monstera plants in a cleansing bonfire.Apr 11, 202233Apr 11, 202233
Gabrielle MossWhy do Boomers hate Millennials? Because they’re jealous of us, duh.Why are Baby Boomers always going on about our participation trophies? Because they’re sad that they didn’t get them.Jan 4, 202217Jan 4, 202217
Gabrielle MossThe Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.Women are just supposed to just jerk off to our own smug sense of satisfaction, day in and day out, until we’re just piles of Boniva dust.Jun 29, 202185Jun 29, 202185
Gabrielle MossMy Date With ‘The Conjuring’’s Lorraine WarrenEveryone wants a prestige haunting; no one wants their house haunted by the toilet repair man.Jun 3, 20213Jun 3, 20213
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsI Was A Failed Trophy Wife-In-TrainingMy mother seemed to think you could catch being upper class, like it was a coldMar 1, 202145Mar 1, 202145
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsThat Time My Mom Sprayed Mace in a BakeryOr, why I grew up thinking all adults are miserableFeb 15, 202131Feb 15, 202131
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsSo You’ve Realized You’re as Old as the Mom From ‘Home Alone,’ and Other Millennial MilestonesHow to celebrate your impending irrelevanceFeb 8, 202115Feb 8, 202115
Gabrielle MossOn TikTok For Grown-Ups, Retro Trading Cards & Why Everyone’s Skin Is So DryHello and welcome to another round-up of stories you may have missed from Atta Girl, a publication for women over 30—women who have…Feb 4, 2021Feb 4, 2021
Gabrielle MossThe Only Way To Save Your 2021 Is By Watching “Celebrity Ghost Stories”Watching Lili Taylor earnestly talk about being harassed by a ghoul is the only way to turn this year around.Feb 1, 2021Feb 1, 2021
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsHere’s What It Was Really Like to Work at a Women’s WebsiteI felt nothing. So I headed to my desk for another busy day of browsing online sales and waiting to die.Jan 22, 202133Jan 22, 202133