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Gabrielle Moss

Gabrielle Moss

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Apr 11, 2022

It’s The Death of Millennial Corniness

Burn your monstera plants in a cleansing bonfire.

It’s The Death of Millennial Corniness

Gabrielle Moss

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Jan 4, 2022

Why do Boomers hate Millennials? Because they’re jealous of us, duh.

Why are Baby Boomers always going on about our participation trophies? Because they’re sad that they didn’t get them.

Why do Boomers hate Millennials? Because they’re jealous of us, duh.

Gabrielle Moss

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Jun 29, 2021

The Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.

Women are just supposed to just jerk off to our own smug sense of satisfaction, day in and day out, until we’re just piles of Boniva dust.

The Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.

Gabrielle Moss

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Jun 3, 2021

My Date With ‘The Conjuring’’s Lorraine Warren

Everyone wants a prestige haunting; no one wants their house haunted by the toilet repair man.

My Date With ‘The Conjuring’’s Lorraine Warren

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Gabrielle Moss

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Mar 1, 2021

I Was A Failed Trophy Wife-In-Training

My mother seemed to think you could catch being upper class, like it was a cold

I Was A Failed Trophy Wife-In-Training

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Gabrielle Moss

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Feb 15, 2021

That Time My Mom Sprayed Mace in a Bakery

Or, why I grew up thinking all adults are miserable

A person walking toward the right side of the pic against a colorful, motion-blurred background.

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Gabrielle Moss

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Feb 8, 2021

So You’ve Realized You’re as Old as the Mom From ‘Home Alone,’ and Other Millennial Milestones

How to celebrate your impending irrelevance

Birthday cake with candles for a woman.

Gabrielle Moss

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Feb 4, 2021

On TikTok For Grown-Ups, Retro Trading Cards & Why Everyone’s Skin Is So Dry

Hello and welcome to another round-up of stories you may have missed from Atta Girl, a publication for women over 30—women who have…

On TikTok For Grown-Ups, Retro Trading Cards & Why Everyone’s Skin Is So Dry

Gabrielle Moss

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Feb 1, 2021

The Only Way To Save Your 2021 Is By Watching “Celebrity Ghost Stories”

Watching Lili Taylor earnestly talk about being harassed by a ghoul is the only way to turn this year around.

The Only Way To Save Your 2021 Is By Watching “Celebrity Ghost Stories”

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Human Parts

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Gabrielle Moss

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Jan 22, 2021

Here’s What It Was Really Like to Work at a Women’s Website

I felt nothing. So I headed to my desk for another busy day of browsing online sales and waiting to die.

A folded “Female equals future” shirt, jeans with a phone in the back pocket, white canvas shoes, nail polish, and an iPad.

Gabrielle Moss

Gabrielle Moss

“I was feeling very depressed, which is how most stories start.” —Amy Heckerling * buy my damn books: https://tinyurl.com/yxd852a2

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