The Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.

Women are just supposed to just jerk off to our own smug sense of satisfaction, day in and day out, until we’re just piles of Boniva dust.

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When I turned 28, everyone started asking me when I was going to have a baby.

No, wait, stay with me — I know you’re like, “Great, another one of those fucking essays about how it’s okay to not…