There’s A SiteThat Makes You Into A “Daria” Character. That’s It, That’s The Entire Article

Look, I’m 100% committed to bringing you the latest thoughtful, honest deep dives on aging, art, our changing culture, sandwiches that remind me of the mid-’90s, the box of Sassys I bought on eBay, the haircuts of various men who have wronged me, and why I stopped growing emotionally shortly after the release of The Colour and the Shape. I value your time, and want to give you something of value in return for spending some of that time with me.

But folks, sometimes there is just a site that lets you make yourself into a Daria character, and that is the entire story. And it’s a fucking GREAT story.

Also, for the sake of my own dignity, I would love to say that this isn’t an accurate representation of me, but.

Also, have you noticed that Daria on DVD & streaming has weird fake background music because MTV never cleared the rights to use the music in any situation besides airing directly on MTV?