Gabrielle MossIt’s The Death of Millennial CorninessBurn your monstera plants in a cleansing bonfire.·7 min read·Apr 11, 2022--34--34
Gabrielle MossWhy do Boomers hate Millennials? Because they’re jealous of us, duh.Why are Baby Boomers always going on about our participation trophies? Because they’re sad that they didn’t get them.·8 min read·Jan 4, 2022--17--17
Gabrielle MossThe Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.Women are just supposed to just jerk off to our own smug sense of satisfaction, day in and day out, until we’re just piles of Boniva dust.·11 min read·Jun 29, 2021--86--86
Gabrielle MossMy Date With ‘The Conjuring’’s Lorraine WarrenEveryone wants a prestige haunting; no one wants their house haunted by the toilet repair man.·9 min read·Jun 3, 2021--3--3
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsI Was A Failed Trophy Wife-In-TrainingMy mother seemed to think you could catch being upper class, like it was a cold·13 min read·Mar 1, 2021--46--46
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsThat Time My Mom Sprayed Mace in a BakeryOr, why I grew up thinking all adults are miserable·9 min read·Feb 15, 2021--32--32
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsSo You’ve Realized You’re as Old as the Mom From ‘Home Alone,’ and Other Millennial MilestonesHow to celebrate your impending irrelevance·8 min read·Feb 8, 2021--15--15
Gabrielle MossOn TikTok For Grown-Ups, Retro Trading Cards & Why Everyone’s Skin Is So DryHello and welcome to another round-up of stories you may have missed from Atta Girl, a publication for women over 30—women who have…2 min read·Feb 4, 2021----
Gabrielle MossThe Only Way To Save Your 2021 Is By Watching “Celebrity Ghost Stories”Watching Lili Taylor earnestly talk about being harassed by a ghoul is the only way to turn this year around.·5 min read·Feb 1, 2021----
Gabrielle MossinHuman PartsHere’s What It Was Really Like to Work at a Women’s WebsiteI felt nothing. So I headed to my desk for another busy day of browsing online sales and waiting to die.·15 min read·Jan 22, 2021--35--35