It’s The Death of Millennial CorninessBurn your monstera plants in a cleansing bonfire.Apr 11, 202233Apr 11, 202233
Why do Boomers hate Millennials? Because they’re jealous of us, duh.Why are Baby Boomers always going on about our participation trophies? Because they’re sad that they didn’t get them.Jan 4, 202217Jan 4, 202217
The Girlboss Era is Over. Welcome to the Age of the Girlloser.Women are just supposed to just jerk off to our own smug sense of satisfaction, day in and day out, until we’re just piles of Boniva dust.Jun 29, 202185Jun 29, 202185
My Date With ‘The Conjuring’’s Lorraine WarrenEveryone wants a prestige haunting; no one wants their house haunted by the toilet repair man.Jun 3, 20213Jun 3, 20213
Published inHuman PartsI Was A Failed Trophy Wife-In-TrainingMy mother seemed to think you could catch being upper class, like it was a coldMar 1, 202145Mar 1, 202145
Published inHuman PartsThat Time My Mom Sprayed Mace in a BakeryOr, why I grew up thinking all adults are miserableFeb 15, 202130Feb 15, 202130
Published inHuman PartsSo You’ve Realized You’re as Old as the Mom From ‘Home Alone,’ and Other Millennial MilestonesHow to celebrate your impending irrelevanceFeb 8, 202115Feb 8, 202115
On TikTok For Grown-Ups, Retro Trading Cards & Why Everyone’s Skin Is So DryHello and welcome to another round-up of stories you may have missed from Atta Girl, a publication for women over 30—women who have…Feb 4, 2021Feb 4, 2021
The Only Way To Save Your 2021 Is By Watching “Celebrity Ghost Stories”Watching Lili Taylor earnestly talk about being harassed by a ghoul is the only way to turn this year around.Feb 1, 2021Feb 1, 2021
Published inHuman PartsHere’s What It Was Really Like to Work at a Women’s WebsiteI felt nothing. So I headed to my desk for another busy day of browsing online sales and waiting to die.Jan 22, 202133Jan 22, 202133